HOW TO BUY A RATHOLE aka A GUIDE TO BUYING REAL ESTATE FROM A RODENT
BUYING ABANDONED HOMES FROM A RODENT (RAT HOLE SALES)

Buying property at RodentRealty.com is easy.
But first you need to read the fine print.

        You are buying property from a hamster. Currency is not expected. When submitting an offer to purchase a property listed on this site, consider things that have value to hamsters. These include, but are not limited to, sunflower seeds, raisins, peanuts (unsalted), yogurt drops, lab blocks, dog biscuits, and other non-perishable treats which are appropriate for hamsters.
        We make no guarantees whatever for the properties we sell. They may be in the condition described, but often they are not. You will receive from RodentRealty.com no promise or inference that a property is fit for the use intended or that it is suited to any useful purpose at all. We also give no assurance that properties listed are located exactly where indicated or even that they still exist. No refunds are given as payment will be promptly eaten.
        We do not deal in complicated legal matters such as titles, liens, deeds, abstracts, permits, easements, assessments, covenants, fees, taxes, appraisals, warranties or any such complications. You are strictly on your own when you buy from us. We take no responsibility if you are denied access to a property, arrested, or shot as a trespasser, regardless of whether you have purchased that property or are simply inspecting it. We accept no liability for damage or personal injuries sustained as a result of the condition of any building listed or lot or any part thereof, nor are we liable for attacks by snakes, scorpions, spiders, humans, or any other living thing that may be encountered in or near properties listed on this web site.
        By making an offer to purchase a listing seen on RodentRealty.com, you acknowledge that you may get nothing of value in exchange for your payment and promise that you will not hold the hamster or any associate or agent of RodentRealty.com responsible for any harm of any kind that may result from any transaction or potential transaction. Everything is at your risk, not ours. We're warm, fuzzy hamsters, not a licensed corporate brokerage.

Once you have selected the property you are interested in buying, write down the region and number of the listing, along with the price you are willing to pay. Then email us at RodentRealty@yahoo.com. We will try to get back to you at our earliest convenience. Allow three weeks for processing requests. Thank you.