old, deserted farmhouse

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It's lonely here in eastern Kansas - ten miles to the nearest paved road, 18 miles to a street light, 26 miles to the first working stoplight, and 51 miles to the closest city, Topeka. But if you're a fan of solitary confinement, you may find it an ideal place to live. Well, almost ideal. It needs fixing.