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We have good news and bad news. First, the good news. This blistered old mansion has 14 rooms, is wired for electrity, and has (or had) functional indoor plumbing. Now the bad news. Only one room and a hall are fit for habitation. The now-deceased residents were two reclusive old women who kept 50 cats at a time, didn't bother to housebreak them, and never, ever cleaned anything! Welcome to "Grey Gardens" West!