Title holder: UNKNOWN     Price: MAKE OFFER

Distress sale! When we first published this listing, back when Great-Grandpa ran this business, the little shack was almost intact. Oh, the holes in the roof were there, but nothing so bad as this. Over the past few years, though, this property has become the real estate personification of aged, moulded, yellowish-green swiss cheese, complete with holes everywhere. Slice it up with some ham and make a sandwich. Just don't hang round the left side of the house by that tree. You could be making a big mistake!