Ignore the sign. This "handyman special" in Cody, Wyoming is cheaper than you dared hope! You'll be four hours by car from Yellowstone National Park and less than ten hours from shopping in the Denver suburbs. Of course, you can spend leisure time at the gorgeous Buffalo Bill reservoir nearby and buy stuff at the town's general store. Unfortunately, you may end up spending the grocery and gas money on home improvements. What remains of the place is in awful shape.