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Welcome to the seamy underbelly of Granville County, North Carolina! If you like to party in classic redneck tradition, you'll fit in just fine. This four-room bargain, almost hidden in a cluster of dead trees, was built over a reclaimed toxic waste dump. It's a short walk to any of a dozen liquor stores, topless bars, pawn shops, and gas stations - with no church, supermarket, or police station within miles. New flooring needed.