Title holder: UNKNOWN. Price: MAKE OFFER

Who could possibly resist the irony here? There's the "Fire & Safety" office at right and a testament to its irrelevance on the left. It's the house that's for sale, not the office. And apparently it's not ugly enough to qualify for the "We Buy Ugly Houses" printed on the billboard behind it. This over-cooked east Denver mansion is at the northeast end of Champa Street. It should be easy to find, judging by the numbers of winos who gathered in the front yard before the fence.