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This one will never make the cover of House Beautiful magazine. But it has its advantages. The roof has already been patched up - many times over. The drafty back porch windows come pre-insulated with blue plastic. The windows, long rotted out, have been replaced with nicely-fitted plywood. You even get a 55-gallon drum to burn all your rubbish and a barbecue for cooking. Sorry. No bath or running water.