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"Eeeeew!" That's what I said, too, when I first laid eyes on this rotting old homestead in the Oklahoma panhandle. But back then it was pretty dirty, with leftover Subway sandwiches attracting flies and maggots, and buckets of putrefied onions lined up on pantry shelves. But all that is gone now, washed away by rain, baked dry by the unbearble summer heat. It's ready and waiting!