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This crude, aging two-family dwelling in west Texas has been described by neighbors as "squalid," "loathsome," and "foul." But their living quarters aren't anything to brag about, either. So if you have to live like a hobo, you might as well settle in a neighborhood full of tarpaper shacks, burned-out trailers, and crumbling, dirty mud huts. The inside's been picked bare. Saves a lot of cleaning!