Title holder: UNKNOWN. Price: MAKE OFFER

If you think this is the best that the Texas panhandle has to offer, you are probably right. This abandoned storefront is all but broken and bleeding, and it's yours for the asking (and a tiny gratuity in edible form). There's lots of room inside, but it's in awful shape. Some free advice: If you're not into guns and country music, and if you don't sport a McCain-Palin '08 sticker on your pickup truck, you will find no friends here.