Title holder: UNKNOWN. Price: MAKE OFFER

Here's a listing like no other. It has the look of a place that's been vacant for decades, yet is nearly new on the market. Except for the roof, long overdue for replacement, the wear can't be blamed on the age of the house. It was tenants made insane by a diet of rotten potatoes that left the place without windows, doors, and other luxury items. So who needs 'em?