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Time capsule: It's been so long since anyone's been here that those newspapers piled three feet high in the living room actually date back to the First World War. The stove is one of the original gas-burners from the 1920s. And there's about 18 inches of dust in the corners. You could update. But it might be more fun to just put a big sign out front that says "Museum."